I can wiggle my ears and I wear glasses so when I was in high school marching band and we were on the field and my glasses started sliding I would wiggle my ears to pull them back up without touching my face
One of the judges saw and just started laughing and he talked about it on the tape and I listened to it and it was just, “Oh my god. Oh my god. She’s - how are - her glasses - they’re going up - how is she doing that?”
Best. Judging tape. Ever.
Basically JK Rowling is so good that she can drop a Harry Potter short story with no publicity or previous announcement and within hours the entire world has read it
and if that’s not power i don’t know what is
She is the Beyonce of literature.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
“Teen rock gods” I guess that’s a really cool thing to call them but let’s not forget that these are the same boys who had less than 60 seconds left until they had to be up on stage to perform live but they stILL insisted on running outside to pose for a picture with a rainbow